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Friday, 14 August 2026 · 9 articles

Clacton byelection: Farage beats Count Binface but skips result announcement – UK politics live

The Guardian · 14 Aug, 05:59

Nigel Farage has won the Clacton by-election with 22,239 votes, but skipped the result announcement. Count Binface came second with 9,455 votes.

Nigel Farage, leader of Reform UK, has been declared the winner of the Clacton by-election, receiving 22,239 votes (63.34% of the total). Count Binface, a parody candidate, came second with 9,455 votes (26.93% of the total). The by-election had a record 34 candidates and a voter turnout of 44.37%. Farage did not attend the count or give a traditional victory speech, citing security concerns.

Why it matters: The by-election result is significant as it shows Farage's continued influence in UK politics, despite his party's relatively small vote share. The large number of candidates and Farage's absence from the count also drew attention to the state of UK democracy and the challenges of running elections.

22,239 (Farage's votes), 9,455 (Count Binface's votes), 63.34% (Farage's vote share), 26.93% (Count Binface's vote share), 44.37% (voter turnout)

Well a new dawn has broken, has it not? Literally, because it’s past 6.30 in the morning here in Clacton-on-Sea. - Count Binface

Alleged victim of Alan Jones made broadcaster soft-boiled eggs with soldiers and ironed his underpants, court told

The Guardian · 14 Aug, 04:58

A former driver for Australian broadcaster Alan Jones has testified in a Sydney court that Jones allegedly touched him inappropriately and kissed him without consent. The driver, who was 18 when he started working for Jones in the mid-2000s, felt "violated" and "trapped" due to the power dynamic between them.

Complainant C, a former driver for Alan Jones, has testified in a Sydney court that Jones allegedly touched him on the penis in the car and kissed him in a lift on multiple occasions. C, who was 18 when he started working at 2GB in the mid-2000s, said he was required to perform tasks such as making Jones's breakfast, cleaning his bathroom, and ironing his underpants. He felt "violated" and "trapped" due to the power dynamic between them, and did not report the incidents at the time because he was scared. Jones has pleaded not guilty to 20 charges of indecent assault and two counts of sexual touching against six complainants.

Why it matters: This trial is significant because it involves a high-profile figure, Alan Jones, who has been accused of indecent assault and sexual touching by multiple complainants. The testimony of Complainant C highlights the power dynamic at play in these alleged incidents, and why victims may not have felt able to report them at the time. The case is ongoing, with further testimony and evidence to be presented.

40,000, 18, 2000s, 2

The power dynamic was extraordinary

Tougher crops and beaver dams: how UK farmers are tackling drought

The Guardian · 14 Aug, 06:00

UK farmers are experimenting with new tactics to tackle drought and flooding caused by the climate crisis, including drought-resistant crops, ponds, and beaver dams. These innovative approaches aim to improve water management and reduce the impact of extreme weather on food production.

The UK has experienced a series of heatwaves and drought conditions, resulting in the earliest cereals harvest in at least 20 years. The lack of rainfall has affected crop yields and quality, with cauliflowers turning yellow and cucumber plants producing misshapen fruit. Farmers are exploring novel solutions to manage water and mitigate the effects of drought and flooding.

Why it matters: The UK's food production is being impacted by the climate crisis, and farmers need to adapt to ensure food security. The innovative approaches being tested can help reduce the risk of crop failure and improve water management, which is crucial for maintaining a stable food supply.

20 years, 4m litres, 3m litres, 5%, 9 years

Since last year we stopped being green and occasionally hot and dry Britain and joined the Mediterranean. The race is on now to adapt.

Private security firms will soon be allowed to hack overseas cybercriminals

Ars Technica · 13 Aug, 19:38

The Trump administration will allow private security firms to conduct cyberattacks against overseas-based criminal organizations that commit hacks on US persons, organizations, or government entities.

The Trump administration has issued a National Security Presidential Memorandum directing the National Coordination Center to develop a program for conducting specific cyber operations against foreign transnational criminal organizations. The program will involve private sector companies participating in cyber surveillance operations and cyber effects operations against these organizations. The Departments of Justice and Homeland Security will provide oversight.

Why it matters: This development is significant because it marks a new approach to combating cybercrime, leveraging the capabilities of private security firms to disrupt and deter malicious cyber activities. The program aims to target various types of cyber-enabled crimes, including ransomware, sextortion schemes, and financial fraud.

US wait times for cancer surgeries are getting longer and longer

Ars Technica · 13 Aug, 22:17

Wait times for cancer surgeries in the US have increased over the last decade, according to a study in JAMA Surgery. The delays have been linked to poorer outcomes, including reduced survival rates and increased patient anxiety.

A study in JAMA Surgery found that wait times for surgery have increased for patients with six types of cancer: breast, colon, lung, pancreatic, gastric, and esophageal. The study analyzed data from over 2.7 million patients diagnosed with non-metastatic stage I–III cancers requiring surgery between 2012 and 2023. The time frame was broken up into four groups: 2012–2015, 2016–2019, 2020–2021, and 2022–2023. The study found that wait times have consistently worsened over the last decade.

Why it matters: Delays in cancer surgery have been linked to poorer outcomes, including reduced survival rates and increased patient anxiety and distress. Timeliness is considered a core metric of healthcare quality.

2.7 million, 2012, 2023

Ukrainian drones wipe out entire US tank brigade in live war game

Ars Technica · 13 Aug, 18:31

Ukrainian drone teams destroyed a brigade of US Army tanks and armored vehicles during a live war game, but the US soldiers were allowed 'respawn' attempts.

During the semiannual Combined Resolve military exercise held in Germany from April 9 to May 10, Ukrainian drone teams easily spotted and destroyed US armored vehicles by simulating bomb drops or kamikaze strikes. The US armored vehicles were quickly destroyed, but the US soldiers were allowed 'respawn' attempts, sending them back into the simulated battle. The exercise gave the US military a firsthand look at modern drone warfare as seen on Ukrainian battlefields.

Why it matters: This exercise highlights the evolving nature of modern drone warfare and its potential impact on military tactics. The effectiveness of Ukrainian drone teams in destroying US armored vehicles demonstrates the need for the US military to adapt to new threats and develop countermeasures.

April 9 to May 10

Judge drops Nevada case against electors accused of forging certificate in 2020 election

NPR News · 14 Aug, 05:42

Summary not available.

Feds probe 'mention markets' amid White House Kalshi controversy

NPR News · 14 Aug, 02:06

Summary not available.

Hit hard by the earthquake in western Colombia, the mayor of Cali gets to work

NPR News · 13 Aug, 21:39

Summary not available.